Monday, August 14, 2017

Day 234 - Is it a great Fair or just simply fair?



You ever go through one of those things so many times that it really takes the specialness out of it? Either because you know exactly what to expect or maybe because it wasn't near as good as you remembered? For me, the Missouri State Fair represents exactly that. I went every year when I was growing up, but now I find myself slightly bored by it at times as a result. Don't get me wrong as I still enjoy going but the Fair, for the most part, really hasn't changed much in thirty years. 

And that dear readers, is exactly what I would have said if I had been asked about my thoughts on the Missouri State Fair before this weekend. If you're wondering what exactly changed over a course of a weekend, I'll tell you. Simply put, this weekend marked the first time Bethany and I had taken Ellie to the Missouri State Fair. I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a special experience being able to witness it all through her little eyes. 


The second that we exited the car in Sedalia, little Ellie was thrust into a wonderland of barnyard life, large machinery, fried foods, endless shopping, and token rednecks. With both Bethany and I having a farm background, the first thing we did was to find a cattle show to watch for a while. We thought it pretty much certain Ellie would fall asleep in her stroller while watching since she had fought sleep with every fiber of her being for the two hour journey. 

After carrying the stroller up a set of eight (or so) stairs, we sat down on the wooden bleachers to watch the proceedings. That didn't last long as once Ellie caught sight of the cattle, her excitement couldn't contain itself. She immediately held her arms straight out and started passionately yelling at the cattle before her. At this point, history taught us that a baby screaming during a cattle show is not a good thing. It doesn't matter whether or not it's out of pure exuberance. After trying in vain to calm her, we finally picked up the stroller and hightailed it out of the building accompanied by the disapproving glances of several curmudgeons.


After that, it was time to change up our approach slightly as cattle shows were probably not in the cards for young Ellie. However, there was a place in which her cheering would not be seen as detrimental. That place was the pig races. 

For the unenlightened, pig racing is exactly what it sounds like. Four pigs with pun-tastic pop culture names race each other around a small track, all for the prize of an Oreo cookie. The audience is assigned pigs to cheer for based upon their section of the stands. With our seats in turn 3, we had the blessing of cheering for hogs such as Jean Pig Van Damme, Piggy Cyrus, and Elvis Pigsley. 


From her first class seat on our laps, Ellie would stand up and scream loudly every time four new pigs would make their way to the starting gate. Before too long, our neighbors in the stands were looking at us, not with curmudgeonly glances, but instead with approving smiles. After the final pig races reached its completion, we extricated ourselves from our third row seat in the bleachers and headed off to explore more fun-filled fair adventures. 

Although Ellie did have an amazing, fun-filled day of adventure, I would say nothing compared to those opening moments. She saw sheep, horses, and chickens, in addition to more exotic offerings in a petting zoo. She also survived shopping escapades, a daunting walk through the midway, and breathtaking glances at homemade jams, pies, and quilts. There was a cozy nap within the confines of her stroller during the horse and cart show. She even consumed part of a BBQ beef sandwich, fries, and shared a bowl of Mizzou Tiger Stripe ice cream with her mommy. She even met a guy dressed as a cartoon bull which was met with nothing but confusion. Still nothing would compare to those initial moments. 

  
The only thing that came close was a pair (yes, a pair) of trips through the Charolais barn where a gentlemanly farmer graciously allowed Ellie to pet his show bull. Who would have known that the only thing Ellie needed to be happy was seeing livestock. I guess my mom's right; Ellie does have some farm girl in her blood. #DaddyWrite

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