Day 1,304 - Mail Call!

The thing about being a kid is that sometimes you can build up something in your head to the point of monumental proportions. You just keep on assuming that whatever that item is will be the greatest thing ever. For quite a bit of the last year, my kids have been utterly enamored with the post office. It's not because it's really the greatest place on earth or anything. In fact, they didn't really know anything at all about it. That's probably the reason for their extreme curiosity.

Bethany and I both serve in the HOA for our neighborhood. As part of my duties, I basically volunteered to check the HOA mailbox at our local post office once or twice a week. When I stop to check it, I generally just leave the kids in the car, locking the doors behind me, and turning on remote start so that it stays warm or cold depending upon the season. Then, approximately 20 seconds later I'm back in the car and we're on our way. Friday was a different experience though as I actually had some business to take care of meaning that the kids got to actually come in the post office with me.

The business of the day was to mail 57 bills for HOA dues to residents of our neighborhood. Our hope had been that I might be able to buy postage at the front desk of the post office and they would apply it for me. Instead, when I asked for postage for 57 items, I was basically handed 57 stamps and told to get to work. Therefore, my stamps and I (with the kids in tow) headed to a table to start placing stamps on envelopes.

After the first couple of stamps, Ellie became curious about what I was doing. From her viewpoint, it seemed like I was just arbitrarily applying stickers to each envelope. After I explained to her that it requires money to mail anything and that the stamp represented money, she asked if she could help apply the stamps. Since I had 57 to do and I didn't want to be at the post office all day, I decided to take her up on her offer. After I explained that the stamp needs to go in the corner of the envelope facing a certain direction, I handed her a book of stamps and a pile of envelopes and let her get to it.

Finally, the two of us finished applying stamps to all 57 envelopes and it was time to deposit them in the mailbox. Ethan, for his part, was not really happy about missing out on the stamping. However, he was more than able to place envelopes in the mail slot. Ethan and Ellie took turns dumping piles of envelopes into the mail slot until finally all 57 were mailed and our job was done. After that, there was nothing left to do for the day besides go to the trampoline park in the morning and the swimming pool in the afternoon. However, those stories aren't nearly as exciting as the one where we applied stamps and mailed letters.

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Day 1,300 - I'm (Temporarily) Back Down to One

 

Summer is a pretty fun time for a kid. I'm pretty sure there isn't an adult out there that doesn't remember the excitement they felt for summer vacation to start. I'm going to let you in on a little secret. As a stay-at-home dad, I was probably just as (or more) excited for summer break as Ellie was this year. You see, over the past five years, I had gotten used to having her around all of the time. Therefore, it was definitely a big change to only get Ellie time in the mornings and for a couple of hours in the evenings. As a result, I was bound and determined to make summer break count.

Thus far, I'd like to think that's exactly what I've done. For one thing, I'm trying to find some kind of new adventure for us to pursue each and every day. We've already been to Crown Center to take in the new Curious George exhibit. We've hit up a multitude of Kansas City parks on the 2022 edition of the tour of parks. There's been a zoo visit (Oooh, that reminds me; it's about time to go to the zoo again). We went to Dollar Tree and bought water guns for water gun fights. We've even road-tripped to Gallatin to go swimming in my aunt's pool. Despite all of these fun activities, Ellie has still found herself missing the structure of school on a few occasions. As a result, we decided the thing to do was to send her to Vacation Bible School this week.

Now, I won't lie and say that Ellie heading to VBS isn't a nice little break for me as well. Despite my love for my daughter, there are those occasional times when she gets on my nerves. An example being this morning when she wouldn't stop talking about bottoms and underwear while giggling profusely. Now, I know that's probably true to form for someone who's just graduated from Kindergarten but that doesn't make it any less obnoxious. Therefore, I was more than happy to bid her adieu for three hours this morning as we dropped her off at Fellowship KC for VBS.

While Ellie enjoyed making some new friends, Ethan and I decided to engage in some much needed bro-down time. Since Ellie would only be at VBS for three hours, we decided not to head home. Instead, I thought it prudent to remain in the Parkville area near where Fellowship KC is located. We started off our morning by heading to the library. There, Ethan took enjoyment in using the kid computers and playing with some toys before it was time to leave. Funny story, while he was playing with the kid computers, he happened to have on a pair of headphones. For some reason, he didn't realize that although outside sound was muffled for him, it wasn't for everyone else. Therefore, he decided to overcompensate by yelling when he had something to tell me. You may not know this but yelling in a library goes against the number one rule of a library. At least I'm 99% certain that's the case. We didn't get kicked out or anything so I cannot confirm.

After we finished up at the library, we took a short sojourn to a bike shop to see what it would cost to repair the handbrakes on Ellie's (new-to-us) bike. Spoiler alert, it was definitely more than the cost of the bike so we will be going back to the drawing board on that. After the bike shop, Ethan and I meandered down the road to English Landing Park and downtown Parkville where we spent the next hour exploring all that we could find to explore. 

Finally, the time came for us to head back to Fellowship KC to pick up Ellie who was more than excited to share everything she could from her morning of VBS with us. Even though Ellie is fairly sociable, I was slightly curious how she would feel about going to VBS at a church she's never been to. Never fear as she was stoked from her morning and can't wait to go back tomorrow. I love it!

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P.S. If you're interested in video footage of Ellie dancing while having her mouth stuffed full of pretzel and chocolate, click here!

Day 1,292 - The One Where We Went to Silver Dollar City

It feels like things with lots of hype rarely live up to those very high expectations. Case in point: "The Rise of Skywalker". That film had a ton of anticipation but ultimately resulted in nothing but disappointment for most viewers. Now, I know there are those out there that really like the movie (like my friend, Teddy) but for me, one viewing was enough. Even though I really like the Star Wars franchise, years later, I still haven't gone back for another viewing. Lucky for Ellie and Ethan, their trip to Silver Dollar City did not turn into their own personal "Rise of Skywalker". In fact, that was far from the case.

On Tuesday morning on our vacation, we found ourselves in the car at approximately 9:10 in the morning ready to head to a Silver Dollar City that didn't actually open until 9:30. No problem though as we just wanted to make sure we were there on time. Once we arrived at the park and made our way inside, it didn't take Ellie long to start letting us know exactly what she wanted to do. You see, a little over a week earlier, Ellie had sat down with Bethany and watched a video detailing many of the attractions at SDC. From there, she had made quite the comprehensive list of things to do and see. So, taking that into account, we started our morning out with a quick trip to the American Plunge.

The American Plunge, as you can probably guess, is a water-themed ride. It's specifically a "log flume" ride somewhat akin to the Viking Voyager. Leaving Ethan with my parents, Bethany, Ellie, and I hopped into the queue for the ride and were on a raft seconds later. We headed down the track through various tunnels before climbing up a hill and then cascading down it. Ellie absolutely loved it and couldn't wait for round two. The lone difference between round one and round two is that we decided to invite Ethan along for the fun. With Ellie in the front, Bethany behind her, and Ethan directly in front of me, we gleefully took another trip down the American Plunge. Ellie, true to form, loved it again. Surprisingly enough, so did Ethan. I was afraid the massive drop might frighten him but that could not have been farther from the truth.

From there, we wandered over to one of the kids' areas entitled The Great Exposition and spent some time riding the various rides there within. My personal favorite experience had to have been riding the spinning tea cups with Ethan. Ellie absolutely hates spinning rides so the last thing in the world she wanted to do was ride those cups. However, Ethan was all about it. In fact, he just kept yelling "Faster, faster Daddy!" over and over until he was falling over in his seat.

This is a stick-up!

After one more quick ride (the Flooded Mine), we stopped at one of the many restaurants in the park for lunch and a nice break before getting back to it. Bethany and I knew that at this point of the day, it was a near certainty the kids would be tired. Therefore, we had already made the strategic decision to ride the Silver Dollar City railroad after lunch. With any luck, we thought Ethan might even be able to take a short nap. About two minutes after the train left the station, Ethan was fast asleep in Bethany's arms. 20 minutes later, the train pulled back into the station and Ethan was still asleep. Therefore, we decided it was an appropriate time to call an audible and head to get some ice cream before heading for some more rides.

All told, Ethan slept for over an hour. I will say that I felt bad for poor Bethany having to carry him through the park during his nap since we didn't want him to wake up. However, that didn't stop Ellie and me from riding some rides close to where Bethany was sitting on a bench with Ethan. Finally, Ethan awoke and the time Ellie had been waiting for had come. It was time to ride Mystic River Falls! From the first time she heard of the ride, it was number one on her list of things to do at Silver Dollar City. We left Ethan with my parents and headed to the ride queue for Mystic River Falls. Somewhat unfortunately for us, the wait for pretty length. Over the next 45 minutes, we slowly inched our way through the line until finally the time had come for us to board our 8 person raft with another family of five.

As we set out along our wild river adventure, Ellie's smile could not have been any bigger. The first part of the ride is fairly standard fare for a river-raft ride. I will say that I was feeling a little jealous of everyone else in the raft though as somewhat inexplicably, I didn't get a drop of water above my ankles for the entire first half of our ride. Finally, we reached the second half of the ride that makes Mystic River Falls so special. Our raft was loaded onto an automatic elevator and lifted to an elevated water slide high above the rest of the ride. With a gentle push from a pneumatic arm, our raft started flying down a fast track before finally coming to a splashing stop far below where we had started.

With that, we departed our raft and met my parents and Ethan for some more SDC fun. While we had been away, my dad had taken the opportunity to get Ethan some ice cream of his own and he took him on the RiverBlast ride to boot. In case you're wondering, the RiverBlast ride consists of a gentle ride down a flat track. That may sound boring until you remember that you have a crank-powered water gun in front of you with people on the side of the track spraying at you with one of their own. I have to say that it made me smile to see Ethan and his Papa completely soaked from their ride.

From there, we decided it was time to begin winding down our trip to SDC and began slowly making our way through the park for the final time. If I had any regrets from our trip, it would have to be that we didn't take enough time to enjoy some of the craftsmen working on various things. Although, I'm not entirely certain that all of the craftsmen were there. That being said, we did enjoy walking through the glass store and seeing the products made by the SDC glass blowers. Ellie, for her part, was super inquisitive and wanted to learn everything she could about glass blowing. Finally, we exited the park around 5:30 and headed back to our condo. 

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 In case you're wondering if we have any plans of going to SDC again, I'd say that's a near certainty. In fact, before we even got back to the condo, Ellie was already asking when we could go again. She even asked if we could go back the next day. Unfortunately, we would be heading back home the next day as our trip was over. However, I'd say that's a pretty strong affirmation that she had a great time, wouldn't you?

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Day 1,292 - Branson, A Park, Some Ponies, and Lightning McQueen

 Happy Summer!

Life has actually felt somewhat like a whirlwind since May 27th when Ellie happily trotted out of school with her teachers spraying water guns and chucking water balloons in excitement. And yes, that did really happen. That Saturday was fairly normal but practically as soon as we were done with church on Sunday, our family was loaded up in the car to head to Branson for a short vacation with my parents. Even though we were only there from Sunday until Wednesday, it felt like we jam-packed a lot into that short period of time.

On the part of Ellie and Ethan, they were incredibly enthused for this vacation. The major reason for their excitement was that we would be taking them to Silver Dollar City for the very first time! Of course, that wouldn't happen until Tuesday. In the meantime, there were plenty of other fun things to do with the kids.

On Monday morning, the thing that the kids were most excited to do was go swimming. However, we really couldn't do that until the temperatures warmed up a little for the day. In the meantime, we decided to head to a local park so that the kids could get out some energy by playing for a while. That wasn't our only plan for the morning though as there were two points of interest near said park. One was the Dolly Parton's Stampede horse stables with the other being the Branson Celebrity Car Museum.

We made our first stop at the Dixie Stampede so that the kids could walk through the stables and enjoy seeing the horses before we made our way back for the actual show later that evening. For the kids, the highlight was most definitely getting to see a horse named Jesse who inexplicably kept his rear end to us at all times. You can probably guess the jokes that came out of that experience. After that, we got back in the car and headed across the street to the Branson Celebrity Car Museum.

Me and "Jesse"

At this point, I feel like it's pertinent to share that we had no intentions of actually paying to go through the museum. For one thing, the price was $18 a person. More importantly than that was the fact that the thing we actually wanted to see resided outside the museum. It's no secret that Ethan is a huge fan of Lightning McQueen from Cars. He even has pictures of Lightning on the side of his bike! Therefore, when Bethany was researching things to do in Branson and learned that there were life-sized versions of Lightning and Mater parked outside the Branson Celebrity Car Museum, it was an absolute certainty that we would be stopping by.

The second we turned into the parking lot, Ethan's delighted screams of "McQueen!" echoed through our Traverse. He then excitedly began to ask over and over if we were going to go see "McQueen". Finally, the time came to park the car and we wandered over to the entrance of the museum so that Ethan could meet his hero. Unfortunately for Ethan, he underestimated the talkative nature of Mater and found himself slightly intimidated. It just so happened that Mater was hooked up to a sensor and would begin speaking anytime someone walked by. While this didn't phase Ellie at all, Ethan was understandably frightened for a bit at this unexpected turn of events. Soon enough he overcame his fear and was willing to get some photos taken with Lightning and Mater.

After finishing up our morning activities, we headed back to our condo and changed into our swimsuits for a trip to the pool. While the kids were understandably excited to get in the water, Bethany and I were much more apprehensive. That's probably a direct result of the water temperature being somewhere in the high 70's or low 80's. After an hour of splashing around in the pool, all of us except for Ellie were done swimming. While she wasn't stoked to be leaving the pool, she was excited to have lunch. Therefore, we headed back to the condo for a quick lunch of pasta before naps and quiet times.

Our afternoon was wide open so I took the opportunity to go shopping for a new pair of sneakers (unsuccessfully I might add) before heading to the Stampede for that evening's show. Once we arrived, we were ushered inside to a waiting area where Ellie and Ethan took the opportunity to play with some Lincoln Logs before finally heading into the "arena" to find our seats. Upon taking our seats, I made sure to take in the inquisitive looks on my kids' faces as they waiting for the show to begin. Finally, the lights dimmed and riders began to make their way out into the arena on horseback. At this point, I could see just how excited Ellie and Ethan were at everything that was unfolding in front of them.

As the show went on, our dinner for the evening consisting of a rotisserie chicken, a pork cutlet, potato, corn on the cob, potato soup, and a huge apple turnover were deposited in front of us for our dining pleasure. While I proudly ate every bite, Ellie was certainly flabbergasted at the amount of food she was receiving. In fact, at one point she asked Bethany if they would ever stop bringing her food. Eventually, the food did cease and the kids really settled in for the show. Both Ellie and Ethan even took turns sitting on my dad's lap while talking about everything they were seeing. 

 

Finally, the show ended and it was time to bid adieu to the Stampede and bring an end to our first full day in Branson. Lucky for us, there was plenty more fun to be had the next day at Silver Dollar City. That being said, this blog post is plenty long as it is so you'll have to read about that next time.

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Day 1,286 - The Butterfly Bonanza! a.k.a. The One Where We Raised Butterflies

There are lots of things that we as adults can take for granted. Take the metamorphosis of a caterpillar into a butterfly for instance. It's indisputably one of the coolest things in nature. The way a caterpillar grows through stages of its early life before finally enclosing itself in its chrysalis. Then, the changes that happen in said chrysalis over the next few days leading up to the grand emergence of the butterfly that has resided within. Of course, the great thing about having kids is that their natural excitement and exuberance for life can help adults to see those really cool things through the eyes of a child. Nowhere was that more evident than over the past couple of weeks when we raised caterpillars into butterflies with the kids (I know; that seems shockingly apparent based upon the beginning of this blog).

Our journey of being butterfly parents began on May 10th when a cup containing four tiny caterpillars arrived on our front step. Actually, for the record, it technically began five days earlier when we placed the order for them on my sister-in-law's Amazon account (Have to take advantage of that free shipping!). We had actually discussed raising butterflies with the kids for a few years but the timeline never lined up correctly until this year.

As soon as I opened up the delivery box to find the cup of caterpillars, Ethan was very interested to see what it was all about. He was very good about not touching the cup and just looking with his eyes (except for a few occasions). It understandably took a bit for the caterpillars to feel comfortable with their new surroundings but soon enough, they were climbing all over their cup and exploring every inch. Ellie, for her part, was just as excitedly to see them once she got home from school that day.

Day 1

Over the next three days, we took photos each day charting the growth and development of our four new friends. If there was any single development Bethany and I missed, Ellie and Ethan were certain to let us know. Finally, on May 14th, the caterpillars made their way to the top of their cup and formed into a chrysalis where they would remain until the following Monday when I moved the lid of their cup into the butterfly habitat. 

As you can see, our caterpillars changed quickly over the next several days.

Over the next few days, Ellie and Ethan became more and more excited for their butterflies to "hatch". Each morning and night, Ellie would check on the growth of the chrysalis and proceed to ask Bethany and/or me when the butterflies would come out of their chrysalis. Unfortunately, Bethany and I are not experts in the butterfly life cycle and only knew that they took seven to 10 days to emerge.

On Saturday the 21st, the momentous day finally arrived. While I thought I noticed slight movement from the chrysalises early in the morning, I just assumed I was seeing things. Later that morning though, Bethany and the kids came inside from a stint of playing outdoors to find that one of the butterflies had emerged. Soon enough, another two emerged although we sadly had not had the opportunity to watch them do so yet. Therefore, we were bound and determined to watch the last one break forth from its chrysalis state. On Saturday at 1:50 pm, it did just that. Lucky for us, we were right there to watch it happen. I even was able to record the moment!

Over the next three days, we continued to care for our new butterflies as they adjusted to their new life. Each day, Bethany used an eye dropper to place several drops of homemade nectar in their home for their consumption. It was at all uncommon for us to find Ellie and/or Ethan sitting on the floor in front of their home watching them crawl around and practice using their wings. Finally, on Monday night, the time came for us to release the butterflies into nature. While the first was more than happy to leave his home, the other three had a little more trepidation in doing so. Soon enough though, each of the four left their home and fluttered into the trees in our backyard where they will hopefully make a new home for themselves.

If we needed any justification that our kids had enjoyed raising butterflies, we received that rather quickly as soon after walking back in the house Ellie asked when we would raise them again. Honestly, I wouldn't have expected to say this at the start of our project but I honestly can't wait to raise butterflies again either. It was a really fun process to watch and being able to do it with my kids made it all the more rewarding. Now, I know this is a long blog post so I've attached a "too long, didn't read" for your benefit.

TL,DR - We raised butterflies with the kids over the past couple of weeks. It was fun!

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Day 1,281 - The Things Ethans Say

I like blogging because it allows me to chronicle these big moments in the kids' lives that otherwise might be lost to time. For example, something that doesn't need to be remembered for years to come was the three of us finishing the second season of "Green Eggs and Ham" this morning. Hardly worth remembering in 20 years but still a crazy fun series to watch. In fact, I still can't get the theme song out of my head!

There are many other things that deserve to be chronicled though. One example would be the silly things that comes out of Ethan's mouth. To him, I'm sure these things really aren't all that silly. They probably come from a place of seriousness and at that moment in time, they are the truest, deepest thoughts that his little body can dream up. One of these so-called "silly things" burst forth from Ethan's lips just yesterday as we had ourselves a little morning adventure.

Our adventure started out as a simple trip to the post office and nothing more. However, when one doesn't really have any strict deadlines to meet, then it's easy to veer off course and do something like go to a park. In case you're wondering, going to a park is exactly what Ethan and I decided to do with our morning. Seeing as how Hobby Hill Park is located right down the street from the post office, it made sense for that to be our park of choice.

I personally really like Hobby Hill Park because it features an outdoor gym meaning that I can exercise in between stints of pushing Ethan on the swings and the zip line. Ethan for his part also likes the outdoor gym. He specifically loves the exercise bike which is somewhat strange seeing as how his feet don't even properly reach the pedals. After Ethan tired of playing at the playground, he wanted to go on a walk around the park so that's exactly what we did.

FEEL THE BURN!!!

At about the halfway mark of our journey, Ethan noted a field off to the north complete with disc golf baskets where he reminisced about the time we played disc golf with some friends. From there, it was a short hop and a skip across a bridge where Ethan found a bench on which to rest his weary legs. When I asked what he was doing, his reply was simple enough. "I'm probably getting tired so I'm sitting on the bench." Now, don't ask me why he was only probably getting tired, but he was. Perhaps this was a preemptive break to prevent him from fully getting tired. When I pressed him for additional details on the severity of his tiredness, he had no additional information to offer.

I wish there were some pigeons for him to feed.

There was one additional statement from Ethan yesterday that I do want to share. After the park, we headed to Target to purchase two items. Specifically soap. We needed soap. Both hand soap and body soap. That's clearly the kind of trip to Target that should be over and done in about ten minutes or so. However, Ethan subscribes to the same train of thought that most women that shop at Target do. That being that he needs to explore every single aisle in the toy department before we can leave. While he's normally pretty good about not asking for things, he did ask for one thing on this occasion. "Dad, can I have a skateboard when I turn five?" Now, I'm not sure why he has earmarked five in his head as the appropriate time to get a skateboard but he had. My response was the old parent standby of "We'll see, son. We'll see."

For the record, I assumed Ethan would forget about the skateboard. That is not the case as he was talking about it again today and how he was going to get one when he turns five. As a result, I'm now wondering if I should go ahead and book an ER and/or Urgent Care visit for his birthday two years from now or if I can just wait until the day of. Anyone know the answer to that? #DaddyWrite